Derp

Well I feel better after getting my testosterone increased.  I don't need a whole bottle of lube for sex.  I can make my own again!  If you thought that was TMI, you're reading the wrong blog.

I went swimming on Friday and was rather amused when I started doing laps.  The heat that was coming off of my body was warming the water around me, so it felt like I had just peed in the pool.  And yes, I've peed in a pool before.  I'm not as ashamed as I should be.

I wish life would go the way I wanted it to.  I would go get a gastric bypass right this minute, and I'd get it for free.  And I'd have access to an indoor pool 24/7.

I have to wait until August 2nd for my psych appointment to continue the process for the surgery.  I need to call my family doctor too, so I have another documented case of me bitching about my weight.  This is stupid.  Everything is stupid.