Clavicles

I just went to the restroom here at work and realized, while washing my hands, that I can't see my collar bones anymore.  My collar bones are one of my favorite parts of my body.  My hair, teeth, calves, and collar bones.  My hair and teeth remain the same, but my collar bones have nearly disappeared and I've noticed some cellulite on my calves. I am taking a deep breath.  A big, deep breath.  Little steps.  Don't freak out.  It will take time.  Give it time.  Lots of time.  Why does it have to take so long??  I feel so disgusted with myself right now.  I just want to wrap myself in a tarp and give up on trying to look nice.  Or maybe get a hijab so people can only see my eyes.  My eyes are relatively attractive, I think.

I've done alright today.  I had some fiber one cereal and 2 mini peanut butter cups.  I felt kinda hungry a while ago so I had a Kashi Go Lean fiber and protein bar.  I'm sipping water and diet cherry Pepsi right now, thinking about my missing collar bones.  They're under there.  I hope to see them again someday.  I feel like a parent with a kidnapped child.  I should make a plea on a local television station.  Please bring my collar bones home!