A Half Assed Update

I'm sleeping a lot better with the CPAP machine, but now I've got some rebound insomnia from trying to quit Ambien.  I didn't get to sleep until 8 am yesterday morning and I slept until 5ish pm.  
In other news, I feel fat.
When I was painting at the high school this week, I looked at the side of the ladder I was using to discover a warning not to exceed 225 pounds.  I poked Tron and said, "I'd better go, I'm too fat for the ladder."
The ladder held up fine, although my knees and hips were a bit sore from going up and down the damn thing for 10 hours over 2 days.  Oh well.  At least I could climb it.

Also my $130 MiracleSuit fell apart on me.  The underwire came popping out and there was a big rip in the bust.  I bought a Speedo for 50 bucks, but the top of it fit all wrong.  The torso and ass were fine, but my tits were bulging out the sides and pulling the straps down.  I had to order a $70 Enell sports bra to go with it, since those are the only bras that can minimize my tits, and they're just generally fantastic.  The combo of the bra and suit look a little funny, but then again, my fat looks funny, so whatever.  It worked great in the pool and I didn't have any tit issues during shallow water boot camp.
Squirt is on a mission to fix up my MiracleSuit.

NOTE:  I will be accepting payments from Enell for plugging their product.
SECOND NOTE:  I will take down my negative comments about Speedo and MiracleSuit if they send me money.