* Big Relieved Sigh *

Since I've had nothing but shitty news to report lately, I thought I'd update that I got my unemployment sorted out mostly.  All the forms I'd sent in with my class schedule got lost in the government Bermuda triangle.  They had no record of me being enrolled full time for the spring.  So now I get my payments again, along with back payments.  The only problem is their records show I got paid on the 14th, as well as the 4th.  My bank account only has one deposit from them on the 4th.  No money came in on the 14th.  I'll probably have to go back in and let them know cuz I needs mah wellfare monies.
Also, I had lost a Netflix DVD, so I reported it to them and they charged me 15 bucks for it.  On my way home from the workforce office, I saw it sitting up on my sun visor in my car, so I stuck it in the mail and called to let them know, so I get a refund for that.  NEAT.  

It would be THRILLING if the cosmos give me some more good news, but I'm not going to push it.

Here's a great big TMI section, since I can't ever end on a good note.  I think my vag is rotting out of my body.  The smell it's generating is OFFENSIVE.  It itches and burns, and I'm not sure if it's yeast or bacterial.  I've been having horrible night sweats lately, so I've started rubbing a diluted mixture of tea tree oil between where my thighs meet my crotch.  I had a huge raw red spot in that area that I assumed was some kind of skin infection, and since I've been using the tea tree oil, that rawness is almost gone.  Since tea tree oil is so fucking badass, I ordered some vaginal tea tree suppositories.  Tea tree oil is a strong antibacterial, antifungal, antiviral, and it's done the trick for me so far.  I'll have to talk to by doctor about it still, and I have an appointment on the 30th for a bariatric update, so that's coming up soon.
A big thank you to Dee and Sara for pulling me through this month, and a big thank you to Tyne, who kept on my ass to get me to go to the unemployment office, even though I was terrified.  Thank you to Leah for stopping over to hang yesterday, and thank you my mom and my little sister for loving the shit out of me.  I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!