CHRIST

My chiro appointment was very productive.  After water aerobics on Friday my shoulders hurt so bad.  I thought it was just from inactivity, but the pain got so much worse and I ended up taking like, 12 Aleve and several muscle relaxers.  They didn't help and I ended up with a bad gut ache.  I went in at 3 today and GOOD GOD.  I usually don't make any noise when I'm getting adjusted, even if it hurts, but she got 3 places in my mid back that made me cry out.  I felt about 500 times better.  She noticed my right arm wasn't moving properly as well and did this thing where she put her thumb right on my sternoclavicular articulation and it hurt so bad I thought I would die.  I asked her why it hurt so goddamn bad and she goes, "I'm gonna make it worse it a couple seconds, just remember that you love me."  She slammed down on it so hard I thought I was going to puke, but then it immediately stopped hurting and I was able to move my arm again.  Damn she's good.

Here's a product plug.  I haven't done one in awhile.  Black Salve.  It is THE SHIT.  Not the kind with zinc chloride as that will burn your skin.  I've been using THIS.  It's fucking magic, made of mermaid tears and unicorn farts.
I initially got it because I had an acne cyst under my nose.  It was so painful I could barely move my mouth.  It took two weeks for it to shrink down, but if I pulled the skin tight, there was a definite bump in there that I couldn't pop and wasn't ballsy enough to get with a needle.  As soon as I got this stuff I put a glob of it on the remainder of the cyst and just left it there for 5 hours.  There was a shit load of tingling and within two hours it had swelled back up to the size of a pea.  I wiped all the cream off so I could see what was going on, and there, sticking out like a third eye, was a nice white head in the middle of a hot, red volcano.  I tried to be delicate, but I put a good squeeze on it and it literally exploded all over the mirror.  I had to get out the Windex.  I've never known more instant gratification.
So black salve is a drawing salve.  It pulls out obstructions, yeast, bacteria, infection, parasites, moles, warts, etc.  I've got it working on the wart on the bottom of my foot right now since the wart remover I was using was just burning off the skin around it.  The wart is getting bigger, but that seems to be the trend with this stuff.  It will take longer than the other stuff I've used it on though, so I just have to be patient.
I also used it on a scab on my little toe that wouldn't heal.  I wasn't picking it or anything, it just kept getting bigger and crustier, so I slathered the salve on and covered it with a bandaid.  After 3 days, all that is left is a pink scar.  I also used it on an infected cut on my hand that had swelled up and was burning.  I'm allergic to Neosporin and needed something else to try.  I used the salve for 2 days and the infection is completely gone, as well as the cut.
I've got Nathan using it on a couple discrete places right now, and so far it seems to be doing its thing.
Some people say it will cure skin cancer, but I don't think I'd be willing to test that out.  There are some great photos on Google of black salve pulling out fly larva from people's skin in 3rd world countries.