Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart

I must bea little weirdii

My face feels disgusting.  If feels like sandpaper and there are lots of red dry splotches.  Lotion doesn't seem to do anything.  Not even the Arbonne stuff.  I also noticed the hair on my top lip is getting thicker and darker.  I had to pluck one of those fuckers before I went into Gordmans.  My hair has an odd texture that's making me hate it,  and I'm retaining water like like crazy, so sometimes I can get barely a trickle ouot and it burns.  It just all ddddddddddddddfd;\


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HAHAHAHAHA!  I just read this and thought you should all know that I took an Ambien and promptly fell asleep at that last part.  HILARIOUS.