It's a Poop Your Pants Kind of Night

I'm pretty farty right now.  I've taken a couple of poops, but my gut is doing some epic rumbling.

I'm not going to really blog tonight because I don't have anything new to say.  All I would do is bitch about my weight.
Instead I'll post a picture.  I weighed 130 lbs in this pic.  I didn't eat for 3 months, but goddamnit, I looked so good.  I was still wearing a size 14, but my bones are huge, although they aren't particularly dense.  I have to hit the calcium pretty hard.
Forgive the fuzziness of the picture, I held it up to my computer camera since I don't have a scanner here.
I cant' believe I wore such a baggy shirt, considering I looked so great.

Same stats on this picture.  Those pants were a medium.  A MEDIUM!!  I wear a size 24/26 now.  FML.