Calories Are Our Friends

Day one of calorie counting.  What a pain in the ass.  I always forget there's stuff in other stuff.
I had a Slim Fast for breakfast and thought I was only at 200 calories, but  the soy milk I put it in has 80, and the flax meal I put in has 60.  This is probably why I'm obese.  I lose track.
How many calories should I be eating??  I feel like I should only have 1200, but 1600 to 2000 is probably a lot more reasonable.

So currently I'm at 350 and it's 4 in the afternoon.  This may be why I gorge at night.  I don't eat enough throughout the day.  I'd better get it figured out, because I'm not going to consider a lap band until my hysterectomy is paid off.  Maybe by then I'll have this walking joke of a body under control.
As it is my dress fitting for Dee's wedding is December 4th, and I'm pretty sure they're going to have to special order a shit ton of fabric to get this clunker covered up.

Oh shit, I'm supposed to say something positive about myself.  Uhhhh...... fuck it.  I can't think of anything right now.