About Me

My photo
A menopausal 30 year old, over two years after hysterectomy, struggling with body changes and weight gain.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

No Uh Oh

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this pain is just gas and constipation.  I have had the WORST gas all day.  I was crop dusting PetSmart like crazy.  The smell was so bad we all just had to keep moving through the aisles until the odor dissipated from my pants.
All I can squeeze out are these teeny tiny turds that don't amount to shit.......  literally.

So the verdict is, I blame my pooper.

3 comments:

  1. This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

    ReplyDelete
  2. oh man, I drank a Naked Juice last night and it worked wonders for me! :D

    ReplyDelete